June 29, 2010

IoIP – insight over ip


[= episodul-pilot al unui serial despre mine prin ochii altora (da, mi-e lene să scriu de una singură); mai greu spre imposibil de înţeles pentru cine nu e din localitate, but then again cam aşa e tot blogul, so...]

Cerberul Dimineţii: but but… he was like your trademark.

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Cerberul Dimineţii: by not taking it for what it really is?
Cerberul Dimineţii: the deep dark meaning of your inner beast surrendering ?

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Cerberul Dimineţii: nu ma gandeam la farduri dar modul tau de a organiza informatia si de a te invarti in jurul ei until it’s properly labelled

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Cerberul Dimineţii: you’d be an awesome android
Cerberul Dimineţii: self aware and all
Cerberul Dimineţii: Oscar material
Cerberul Dimineţii: si evident, Nobel, dar asta peste cateva zeci/sute de ani

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mwah: i’m like an open book
######: da
######: stiu
######: dar nu te lasi colorata

December 26, 2006

I r 133t

In viata oricarei fete de 19 ani vine o vreme cand se asaza ingandurata in fata oglinzii si se intreaba: “Am I overdoing geekish?”.

Exhibit A:
######: 01100010 01110101 01101110 01100001
eo: 0110100001100101011011000110110001101111
######: 011011110110000101110010011001010010000001101110011001010010000001110100011100100110000101100100011101010110001101100101011011010010000001110000011100100110111101110000011011110111101001101001011101000110100101101001011011000110010100100000011100000110010100100000011000010110001101100101011001010110000101110011011010010010000001110000011000010110011101101001011011100110000100111111001000000011101000101001
eo: 0110111001110101001000000111001101110100011010010111010100100000001110100010100100100000011110010110111101110101001000000110011101101111001000000110011001101001011100100111001101110100
######: 0110100001110100011101000111000000111010001011110010111101110111011101110111011100101110011100100110111101110101011000100110000101101001011110000110100101101110011101000110010101110010011000010110001101110100011010010111011001100101001011100110001101101111011011010010000000111111
eo: 01101110011101010010000000111010010100000010000001101000011101000111010001110000001110100010111100101111011011100110100101100011011010110110001101101001011100110110101101100101001011100110001101101111011011010010111101110100011011110110111101101100011100110010111101100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100101110011100000110100001110000
and so on.

Exhibit B:
“Pisi, fa-mi si mie un crossover”.

Exhibit C:
“Pai, na, acum e clar. La anu’ iti luam o masina de sudat fibre. Sau un cleste de sertizat, ca-i mai ieftin.”

Exhibit D:
%%%%%%%: si ce iti aduce mosul?
eo: de unde sa stiu?
%%%%%%%: pai nu i-ai scris?
eo: nu, i-am dat un ping

Acum, intrebarea este daca sa continuam pe drumul acesta sau s-o cotim finut pe farduri, parfumuri si toale. L’embarras du choix.

P.S. Ati cautat “Memory Stick” la Gadget Mania. Am gasit un singur rezultat. Cred ca e ziua dumneavoastra norocoasa. Eu cred ca nu.

January 8, 2006

made my sunday vs. sunmade my day

&&&&&&: ai si tu dreptate
&&&&&&: esti copil
&&&&&&: cateodata uit

si

**********: de ce-mi plac mie tipii uratsei si diabolici?
######: pentru ca tu esti frumusica si angelica?

November 11, 2005

finuts, asa, ca un abur de tamaie

**********: te intrebam de ce numai eu sa te iubesc pe tine
&&&&&&: dar nu esti singura
&&&&&&: daca asta te-ncalzeste
**********: hai sictir
&&&&&&: si eu te iubesc
&&&&&&: nu ma mai fute la cap